think i need to learn how to lie better
me – yeah, i had diarrhoea yesterday.
doctor – how many times today?
me – uh, once.
doctor – (weird look) umm. okay, then why are you here today?
me – (sheepish) see, i need a chit for today.
doctory – (disapproving look) oh. i see. what’d you have today that you wanted to miss?